So Pyroman was perusing our web stat tracker the other day (thanks, Mint!), and noticed something quite disturbing. In case you didn’t know, EVERYTHING you do on the internet is tracked by someone. Yes, it’s a frightening thought, but it’s very true. One of the stats websites can track is what keywords people used in a search engine to find your site. What you see above is a 100% real screenshot of our stats page (with red markings added, of course).

Yes, people really did find this site by searching for “beastiality” and “extreme sex”. In retrospect, including those words in this post probably won’t help much.

Oh well!

I know that Pyroman and I are both sexy beasts… but… REALLY!?!? It’s gross enough that people out there are into that sort of thing, but it’s plain bizarre to know they are searching for said content, and finding us!

Hello to all you crazy, animal-humping perverts out there! We may not be what you were searching for… but isn’t that a good thing?

- Smiley

Here’s a bonus pic of the most recent keywords used by people who found this site. We truly are a “world of gays” around here.