Episode 6 of Season 4 is out! Click the picture to be amazed on how unfunny we actually are! Hehe…

Episode 5 is now out. Sorry it’s a week late. Pyroman is completely to blame. Whatta douche!
Anyways the rest of the pimptastic episodes should continue the “every Monday” schedule.
The next episode is my new favorite, so stay tuned!

Season 4, episode 4 is now out. White power, everyone. White power.

Also, I should mention that these episodes are all quite short, due to the shortness of the cutscenes themselves.
We would like longer episodes, trust me. Wait, that would mean more work. Never mind!

This is one of those shorter episodes due to lack of cutscene. Well… we did our best.
Enjoy, and watch out for Panda on the ground. Hard as hell to get off your shoes.

This will forever be remembered as “the dildo episode”. And for good reason.
Click here to check out season 4, episode 2, of MCT3K!

That’s right lady (shmaegirl) and gentlemen (the other, like, 5 of you), we are BACK. Master Chief Theater Season 4 has officially been launched. Expect a new episode every Monday as we breeze the all-to-riffable Halo: ODST! I’ll also finally be bringing back Master Chief’s Cutoffs so you guys can check some old and new outtakes and unused jokes. I’m excited. Are you excited? I hope so. If you stay excited for 6 or more hours, please consult a physician.

After much delay, here is the finale to Season 3. w00t. Oh and outtakes are coming soon for members. So if you aren’t a member, sign up now!

Cortana vs. Spark… FIGHT! Season 3, episode 6 is no online for your viewing pleasure.

FINALLY a new episode! This one starts slow, but finishes well… kinda like you mom. We’ll hope be back to regular episodes now. That is if Pyro stops being lame. Enjoy!

This week we take a look at the custscenes from Assualt on the Control room. Check it out!