I recently stumbled across an incredible gem of a video. It’s so awesome, that it practically riffs itself. This has absolutely nothing to do with Halo, or even video games for that matter.

But it is, in fact, hilarious.

Pyro and I will be riffing said video in multiple parts. Prepare for a very special, and very vintage episode of Master Chief Theater. If you’re a fan of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 PSA episodes, you will absolutely love this.

Coming Soon.

Already many people have been asking in the YouTube comments about us skipping the Silent Cartographer level of Halo. We did this because there’s only about 2 minutes of cutscenes, and they are so scattered that it was difficult to come up with coherant jokes.

BUT… if you want to suffer through my test reel of the Silent Cartographer level (Pyroman didn’t record for it), this lost episode has now been uploaded to our YouTube channel.

Check it.

Enjoy!

This week we take a look at the custscenes from Assualt on the Control room. Check it out!

Season 3, episode 3 is out! I’m not gonna lie, this one was pretty tough to do. In fact most of the Halo 1 cutscenes have been tough, because they’re too dang short to form any sort of context for jokes! Either way, we’re gonna keep bringing you Halo 1.  Stay tuned for extra content, including the normal speed version of the beginning video!

UPDATE: The “Slow Intro” is now available in our members only Extras section! I should mention that I did that entire segment in one take, off the top of my head. I wasn’t planning on releasing the “not fast” version, but what the hell. Enjoy!