Cortana vs. Spark… FIGHT! Season 3, episode 6 is no online for your viewing pleasure.

Finally, a funny Halo machinima (not from us). I suppose you’ll either love it or hate it.

I LOLed.

We’ve gained a lot of new subscribers and fans in the last few months. Time to set the record straight.

FINALLY a new episode! This one starts slow, but finishes well… kinda like you mom. We’ll hope be back to regular episodes now. That is if Pyro stops being lame. Enjoy!

Yeap…I’ve been gone quite a lot lately. But now I’m back and working on new episodes of MCT3k (And also alittle something else)…

PS: New episode should be out this week.

I recently stumbled across an incredible gem of a video. It’s so awesome, that it practically riffs itself. This has absolutely nothing to do with Halo, or even video games for that matter.

But it is, in fact, hilarious.

Pyro and I will be riffing said video in multiple parts. Prepare for a very special, and very vintage episode of Master Chief Theater. If you’re a fan of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 PSA episodes, you will absolutely love this.

Coming Soon.

Already many people have been asking in the YouTube comments about us skipping the Silent Cartographer level of Halo. We did this because there’s only about 2 minutes of cutscenes, and they are so scattered that it was difficult to come up with coherant jokes.

BUT… if you want to suffer through my test reel of the Silent Cartographer level (Pyroman didn’t record for it), this lost episode has now been uploaded to our YouTube channel.

Check it.

Enjoy!

This week we take a look at the custscenes from Assualt on the Control room. Check it out!

Season 3, episode 3 is out! I’m not gonna lie, this one was pretty tough to do. In fact most of the Halo 1 cutscenes have been tough, because they’re too dang short to form any sort of context for jokes! Either way, we’re gonna keep bringing you Halo 1.  Stay tuned for extra content, including the normal speed version of the beginning video!

UPDATE: The “Slow Intro” is now available in our members only Extras section! I should mention that I did that entire segment in one take, off the top of my head. I wasn’t planning on releasing the “not fast” version, but what the hell. Enjoy!

Hey all, just wanted to leave a quick note to let you guys know that we’re still alive! We’ve started work on MCT3K episode 303 this week, so that should be out this weekend… ish. I’ve been quite busy with work and some other side projects, so I have excuses.

Also, my wife Delaney had episode 3 of her Dinnylan series, but like a noob, forgot to save it and lost everything. Noob. I’ll bug her to get it finished again.

Also, I was in San Francisco for GDC (Game Developers Conference) most of last week, and wrote up a ton of stuff for an iPhone gaming site I write for: www.iPhoneGamesNetwork.com. So if you have an iPhone or iPod Touch and wanna see what’s going on, check it out.

Also, I like cheese.